Zero-Gravity Socks (because regular socks are for losers)

Get ready to defy gravity with our selection of gravity-defying, space-age socks! Made from the finest zero-gravity materials, these babies will keep your feet floating in style.

Sizes:

• Small (fits most Earthlings)
• Medium (for the slightly more... substantial)
• Large (for the giants)

Colors:

• Zero-Gravity Blue (the classic)
• Zero-Gravity Red (for the bold)
• Zero-Gravity Green (for the eco-warriors)

Buy now and experience the thrill of weightlessness!

Price: $19.99 (includes free shipping, because, why not)