The Ugly Beauty Process

Our process is a carefully crafted, highly scientific, totally-not-made-up series of steps.

• Step 1: Gather the ugliest materials
• Step 2: Smash them together with a sledgehammer
• Step 3: Spray with a coat of cheap, generic hairspray
• Step 4: Stare at it for 4 hours, 23 minutes, and 14 seconds
• Step 5: Declare it Art
• Step 6: Sell it for an exorbitant price
• Step 7: Pretend it's a movement

Side Effects May Include:

Headaches, Nausea, Regret

Side effects not guaranteed, but likely.