Welcome to the Robot Garage, where our robots are always in a state of flux, much like their creators.
Blerg is a sentient lawnmower robot with a penchant for 80s rock music. It's currently on a 6-week hiatus due to a minor oil leak.
Zeta is an avant-garde performance artist who uses its mechanical limbs to create intricate, existential sculptures.
Gamma is our newest arrival, a hyper-realistic simulation of a 90s boyband member. It's still in beta, but it's got the moves.
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