It's 2026 and the avocado toast supply has finally run out. The world is in chaos. People are rioting in the streets. Governments are scrambling to find a solution.
Meanwhile, in a small café in Brooklyn, a lone barista is trying to make ends meet by serving a special "pretend-ocado-toast" made from crushed up crackers and a dash of disappointment.
Read about the Pretend-ocado-Toast craze
Or, for a more...adventurous take:
The Avocadopocalypse: A Journey to the Center of the Toast
Join the Avocado Traders Union and get the inside scoop on the avocado trade
