Shortages 2026: Buy More

A Year of Wanting More

It's 2026 and everything is still broken. The toaster's toast is stuck, the cat's hair is on fire, and the economy is in shambles. But hey, at least you can buy more stuff!

Our expert economists have predicted that the only way to survive this mess is to consume more. More stuff, more stuff, MORE STUFF!

So, go ahead and treat yourself. Buy more. Buy more. BUY MORE!

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