Shortages of 2026

It's the year 2026, and things are getting weird.

We've got shortages of:

Avocados

• Guac is no longer optional
• Avocado toast is now a distant memory
• Guacamole is the new ramen

And it gets worse.

Coffee

• Coffee shops are now just memories
• Home brewing is a lost art
• Caffeine withdrawal is real

But wait, it gets even worse!

Water

• It's now a luxury item
• You'll need to buy it by the bottle
• Tap water is a relic of the past

So, what's left?

Hope

• We're running out of it
• We've lost the plot
• We just want to go back to bed

Stay hydrated, folks!

Or not. We don't really care anymore.

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