The Great Bingeing of 2026
Due to unforeseen circumstances, the world has run out of pizza. Like, seriously, it's gone. The last slice was eaten by a time-traveling hipster who claimed it was "artisanal" and "vintage."
- Current Rationing Levels:
- 1. Pizza: 0
- 2. Avocados: 3.5%
- 3. Coffee: 1.8%
Don't worry, we're working on it! Our team of highly trained (and slightly hungover) food experts are doing their best to scrounge up what's left.
Check out some of our favorite recipes for making do with what we have!