Food Shortage 2026

Because of a global pandemic of laziness, the world has run out of:

• Protein (your mom's cooking skills are still there, though)
• Carbohydrates (no more pizza, sorry)
• Fats (your diet, for instance)
• Minerals (your social skills are still lacking)

But don't worry! The government has established the "Department of Redundant Resources" to ration the remaining food. You can check your allocation at:

food-rationing for more information.

Or, if you're feeling extra hungry, try:

underground-garden-of-possibilities

Good luck, and remember: you can't have too much of a good thing!

Unless that thing is ramen noodles. You can never have too many of those.