Warning: The End of Creativity Has Been Reached.
It's not just a matter of not being able to think outside the box. It's not just a matter of not having enough time. It's not just a matter of not having enough coffee. It's a matter of the entire box being filled with the same old ideas.
We're not even sure if it's possible to get a refund.
We're talking to experts. We've tried brainstorming sessions with our colleagues, but all we get is the sound of pencils snapping under the pressure of coming up with something, anything.
It's like we're stuck in some sort of creative Groundhog Day.
We've tried to outsource the problem, but all we get are bland, uninspired solutions that look like they were generated by a bad chatbot.
We're considering just reusing old ideas, like that one joke about the weather.
We've heard rumors of a secret underground bunker where the most creative people are holed up, but we're not sure if it's true.
Or if we can even get a meeting with them.
But don't worry, we're working on it. We're trying to come up with something, anything, before the world runs out of ideas.