Shortage of Love: A 2026 Epidemic

It's official, folks. The 2026 Shortage of Love has been declared a global emergency by the World Health Organization (W.H.O.).

Causes of the epidemic include but are not limited to:

• Tech addiction
• Increased focus on social media validation
• Unrealistic beauty standards
• Ghosting, benching, and other dating app maladies

For those affected, symptoms may include:

• Cheezing for human connection
• Feeling like a ghost in a crowded city
• Constantly swiping right (and left)
• Begging for a decent conversation

Stay vigilant and report any suspicious cases of love to the authorities!

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