**Mission Log Entry:** 23rd February 2026
Our team of highly trained water ninjas infiltrated the heavily guarded underground bunker to steal the world's last remaining water bottle. The bunker's defenses were no match for our expert team, who escaped with the precious water after a tense game of bunker dodgeball.
**Casualties:** 2.5 water bottles lost in the process (but they were insured). 1 bunker guard left with PTSD.
**Recommendations for future ops:** Use more stealthy suit upgrades and less over-caffeination protocol.
**Signing off:**
**Captain Aqua**
**Underground Water Raid 2026**
**The World's Most Elite Water Thieves**