We can't stress it enough, folks: emus are in trouble. Their populations are dwindling, their habitats are being razed, and their egg-cellent personalities are being, well, egged on.
But fear not, dear citizens of this great land Down Under! For we've got a solution: more emus, more fences, more snacks, and more... Emus for Sale!
Or, if you're more of a bird-brained individual, you could always try our DIY Emu-Kit, complete with emu-shaped stress balls and an Emu-Themed Puzzle that's sure to drive you quackers!