It's official: the world as we know it has come to an end. Or, at the very least, the eucalyptus trees of Australia have come to a screeching halt. That's right, folks, it's the Great Aussie Drought of 2023, and our beloved koalas are in a world of trouble.
Due to an unseasonable lack of rain and a severe case of global warming, the eucalyptus trees that koalas call home are dwindling faster than a vegan at a BBQ. Without their favorite snack, the koalas are starting to get a little testy. Like, have you ever tried to reason with a hangry koala? It's a real challenge, let me tell you.
Prime Minister Scotty "The Weather Whisperer" has called an emergency meeting with the United Nations, and they're brainstorming ideas as we speak. Suggestions include: building a giant water park for koalas, hiring a team of highly-trained eucalyptus-watering drones, or simply just giving the koalas all the avocados they can eat. We're keeping our fingers crossed it's the latter.