Syrup Shortage Update 3456

We regret to inform you that the global syrup shortage is still ongoing. Reports of empty shelves and dry pancakes have flooded our hotline.

Learn more about the rising shortages Read the official Pancake Emergency Plan

In related news, maple syrup prices have skyrocketed to 3000% of their original value. We recommend using alternative sweeteners, like honey or... actually, just don't.

Syrup Shortage Hotline: 1-800-Syrup-4-U

Call us at 1-800-Syrup-4-U for assistance with your syrup needs. Please note that our operators are trained to deal with your existential dread and occasional outbursts of rage.