For the first time ever, Tim Hortons has announced an infinite 2-for-1 deal on all coffee! That's right, buy one, get one free, buy another one, get another one free, and on, and on, and on.
Scientists at Tim Hortons' think tank (aka, the break room) have discovered that the key to infinite savings is actually infinite purchases. By exploiting a mathematical loophole that no one else has ever noticed before, we're able to create an endless supply of free coffee.
But don't try this at home, folks. Trust us, we've tried it, and let's just say the neighbors didn't appreciate the 20,000 cups of free coffee.
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