Agents with Caffeine Abuse Issues

Tim Hortons Coffee: Where our coffee is strong, but our agents are stronger.

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• Agent Bob: The Coffee Kingpin
• Agent Jane: The Caffeine Queen
• Agent Alice: The Coffee Connoisseur

Our Mission

To provide the most addictive coffee in the city, while secretly monitoring your every move.

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