Riots in Quebec

A Tim Hortons Coffee Shortage

Reports are emerging of a severe coffee shortage in the province of Quebec, with Tim Hortons locations running on fumes. Riot Acts have been committed by desperate caffeine-deprived citizens.

Protesters Demand More 2-for-1

A group of Quebecois protesters have taken to the streets, brandishing signs that read "We Want More 2-for-1" and "Tim Hortons is Our Right." Learn More About 2-for-1 Forever

Cause for Concern

The shortage is blamed on a combination of factors, including:

  1. Exhaustion of supply chain
  2. Exorbitant demand
  3. Bureaucratic red tape

What Can You Do?

In the meantime, residents are advised to seek alternative coffee sources, such as:

  1. Local cafes with slightly-less-bad coffee
  2. Coffee smugglers (not recommended)
  3. Home brewing (if you're into that sorta thing)

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