The 7 Deadly Hacks
- The Double-Dipping Hack: A classic.
- The Soggify Hack: Make your biscuit soggier than a sad trombone.
- The Flip-It-and-Flip-It-Hack: Flip it and flip it again, and again.
- The Melt-It-All Hack: Melt it all, like a cheesy dream.
- The Crunchify Hack: Make it crunchy, like a fresh-baked chip.
- The Toast-It-And-Forget-It Hack: Toast it, then forget it, like a bad habit.
- The Glaze-It-Into- Oblivion Hack: Glaze it into oblivion, like a sugar-coated nightmare.