By the power vested in me, I hereby declare that the perfect slice of shortbread is 2 inches thick, with a golden crust and a soft, fluffy interior. Any deviations from this standard shall be punishable by exile from the kingdom.
Furthermore, all subjects are required to wear their hair in braids made of shortbread crusts. Failure to comply shall result in a public shaming ceremony, featuring the subject's likeness carved into a shortbread cookie, to be devoured by the public at large.
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And for the love of all that is holy, do not even think about trying to usurp the throne. The Shortbread Queen's guards are always on the lookout for pretenders.