SHORTBREAD LOAFING

WARNING: SHORTBREAD LOAFING MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH

Shortbread is a dense, buttery, and utterly irresistible treat that will ruin your diet and your relationships.

Side effects may include:

Excessive snacking
Clogged arteries
Uncontrollable cravings
Spontaneous combustion (just kidding, but it might as well)

Learn the art of Shortbread Loafing and join the ranks of the Shortbread Elite.

(Note: Shortbread Loafing is a real thing, but this page is entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Don't try this at home, or anywhere.)