Article 1: The Call to Arms
We, the people, are tired of the stale and mundane. We yearn for the warmth of fresh-baked goodness, the crunch of crispy crusts, and the comfort of a hearty, cheesy center.
Join us in our quest for the perfect slice, the ultimate comfort food, the crowning glory of our culinary existence: Shortbread.
Read on: Section 2: The Battle for the Breadbasket