It's 10 PM on a Friday. You're alone in your apartment, wondering where it all went wrong. Your date, who seemed so promising on Tinder, is now sipping on a sad solo pint at the bar across the street, contemplating the same question.
As you sit on your couch, surrounded by the detritus of a night that could've been, you can't help but wonder: what happened to the shoulder rolls?
Was it the fact that you mentioned your ex's cat, Mr. Whiskers, three too many times? Or was it the impromptu rendition of "I Will Always Love You" that you burst into during the third course?
Perhaps it's just the fact that you still have a Tamagotchi on your nightstand, a relic of a bygone era, a reminder that you're still stuck in the 90s.
Whatever the reason, it's time to face the music: you've been shouldered-rolled into the friend zone. Better luck next time, champ!
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