Bizarre Consequences
When you asked for side effects, prophets of doom, and existential dread, we thought you meant... well, this.
It seems you've stumbled upon our secret research facility. We're not sure what's happening here, but we're not sure we're sorry.
Our prophets are predicting the end of all things, including the end of things as we know them. The sky is falling. The cats are plotting. The toaster has taken over the world.
We're working on a solution, but it's not going well. Our scientists are on coffee breaks. The coffee machine is on strike. And our CEO just quit to become a professional snail trainer.
Stay tuned for further updates, or maybe don't. We're not making any promises.