Accidentally Starting a Forest Fire

You've managed to start a forest fire, congratulations! Or, you know, not.

It turns out, you're not as good at starting a campfire as you thought you were. Who knew?

As a result, a forest fire has started and now you have to navigate the aftermath.

Here's a step-by-step guide on how to deal with this unexpected situation.

Step 1: Call the Local Fire Department (But Don't)

Let's be real, you're probably not going to get a good response from them. They've got better things to do than deal with your carelessness.

Learn how to deal with their lack of enthusiasm.

Step 2: Evacuate the Area (But Don't Panic)

You don't want to make things worse by causing a panic. That'll just make it harder for everyone to get out safely.

Get tips on how to evacuate like a pro.

Remember, it's always better to be safe than sorry! Unless you're a forest fire, then you're just plain sorry.

Step 3: Call Your Insurance (If You Have Any)

You know what they say: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." And when life gives you forest fires, make an insurance claim.

Get advice on how to navigate the claims process.

Don't say we didn't warn you: forest fires can be expensive!

Step 4: Learn from Your Mistakes (But Not Too Much)

It's not the end of the world, but it's probably close. Take this opportunity to learn from your mistakes and become a better person.

Get tips on how to become a forest fire starter extraordinaire.

Or, just don't start forest fires in the first place.