Buying a Unicorn is Not a Good Idea (But You're Probably Gonna Do It Anyway)
Warning: Side effects of purchasing a unicorn may include, but are not limited to:
- Spontaneous combustion due to excessive glitter
- Uncontrollable singing of "I Can See Clearly Now" by Johnny Cash
- Unexplained urges to wear only neon pink clothing
Learn more about uncontrollable urges