Due to unforeseen circumstances, our forest fire coverage area has been reduced to 3.14 square miles. Please note that our team of highly trained fire chiefs are on high alert, ready to deploy their expertise at a moment's notice. They are equipped with top-of-the-line, hand-me-down fire hoses and a comprehensive knowledge of forest fire trivia.
Disclaimer: This is a satirical site, please don't actually try to start a forest fire. Or do. We won't judge.