Welcome to Sigh-holics Anonymous, where the only thing we have in common is our collective apathy towards the world around us.
We're a support group for those who have lost all sense of purpose, and have found solace in the simple act of sighing. It's not just a hobby, it's a lifestyle.
Our meetings are held at the local coffee shop, where we gather to share our deepest sighs and frustrations with one another.
But don't just take our word for it - come and join us! We have a meeting scheduled for tonight at 8pm.
• I just spilled coffee all over my shirt.
• I'm stuck in traffic on the 405.
• I just remembered I left the stove on at home.