Sighs of Despair: The Official Guide to Sigh-Induced Irreversible Mental Deterioration

Warning: This site may cause existential dread, eye strain, and spontaneous combustion.

Are you tired of living in a world filled with meaninglessness and ennui? Do you find yourself constantly sighing at the futility of human existence? Look no further than this exhaustive guide, covering the very real risks of Sigh-Induced Irreversible Mental Deterioration (SIIMD).

Or, as we like to call it, Sighs of Despair.

Our comprehensive resource includes: