Welcome to Sighs of the Circus

Laughing gas attacks are a serious issue, folks. You can't even have a good time without it.

Caused by excessive exposure to clowning, laughing gas attacks can leave you feeling like you're stuck in a bad dad joke.

• Symptoms of Laughing Gas Attacks
• Treatment Options
• Clown Schools of Thought
• Safety Precautions

Symptoms of Laughing Gas Attacks:

Exhaustion of laughter

Exasperation at clowning around

Exasperation at clowning around some more

• Overwhelmed by the Fun
• Laughing Too Hard

Treatment Options:

Seek immediate medical attention if you experience any of the above symptoms.

Otherwise, try the following:

1. Take a few deep breaths.

2. Turn off the clown music.

3. Hide under a blanket.

Or, if you're feeling really desperate, try our Emergency Clown Squad.

• Last Resort

Clown Schools of Thought:

We've got the most renowned Clown Schools of Thought, straight from the experts.

Krusty the Clown's School of Thought

• Bad Jokes 101
• Laughing Gas Management

Safety Precautions:

When in doubt, just run away.