Why Bother to Even Breathe?

By Prophet Xeridia, Sighing Sage of the Modern Era

Are you tired of living? Do you feel the weight of the world crushing your spirits? Do you yearn to let out a great, collective sigh of relief and just exhale? Look no further!

Prophet Xeridia's 7 Reasons to Bother to Breathe

1. You might as well just give up

2. Controlled Sighing: The Art of Exhalation

3. Does Anyone Actually Care? The Sighing Community

4. Ventilation Systems for the Soul: The Future of Sighing

5. Should I Get Professional Help? The Sighing Therapist's Corner

6. Should I Just Take a Sigh and Let it Go? The Art of Letting Go

7. The Sighing Ceremony: A Guide to Properly Honoring Your Exhalation