The most unpredictable performer in the circus! Meet our accident-prone acrobat, who will have you on the edge of your seat... and occasionally on the floor.
Watch as they juggle a few (dozen) sharp objects and try to fly (but mostly just fall)!
Don't worry, it's all part of the show! And by "don't worry," we mean "please, for the love of all things sane, stay away from our insurance company's phone number."
Want to learn more about our acrobat's accident history? Or maybe you'd like to see how their insurance rates have skyrocketed?
Either way, it's a wild ride! And don't worry, we have a first aid kit on standby.