Grumpus's Gripes: A Circus of Discontent

Why is the popcorn machine always out of order?

It's like they want us to suffer through the stale, soggy remnants of last week's concession stand.

We demand fresh popcorn, with a side of disdain for the incompetence that's become the hallmark of this circus.

Why do the clowns always wear their pants so short?

Is it a union requirement or just another example of their general lack of fashion sense?

Either way, it's a crime against the very fabric of sanity.

Short-shorts and the Long Arm of the Law

Why does the calliope player always break down during 'That's Amore'?Why are the cotton candy machines always out of order?

It's like they want us to feel the sting of disappointment when we reach for a sweet treat, only to be met with a jammed machine and a sugar-coated lie.

We demand fluffy, fluffy treats, not the bitter taste of despair!