Where the trombones weep, the clarinets moan, and the sousaphones sob.
Join us for our special brand of musical despair, where the tromboner's sad trombone wails pierce the heart of the audience.
Side Shows of Desperation presents:
Don't miss out on the emotional rollercoaster that is our Side Show of Desperation! Come for the sorrow, stay for the despair.
Get your tickets now and experience the thrill of a thousand trombones crying at once!
Warning: may cause existential dread, spontaneous weeping, and/or sudden urge to reevaluate life choices.