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Prophet Zorvath's Sighs of Despair

Explaining the Universe, One Exasperated Sigh at a Time

Solutions That Aren't Solutions Angels and Screams

Prophet Zorvath's Top 5 Sighs:

1. The Universe is a never-ending series of existential crises.

2. The coffee machine is always out of order.

3. The in-laws are never satisfied.

4. The bus schedule is always delayed.

5. The Wi-Fi is always spotty.

And so on, and so on, and so on...