The Sighs of the Inadequate

A Journey to the Center of the Earth (of Despair)

Welcome to the abyss of disappointment, where even the sky is always gray.

We're not even close to being on track. In fact, we're so far off that we've given up on the whole 'journey' concept.

Still, if you insist on proceeding, you can:

• Descend into the depths of despair
• Get lost in the void of uncertainty
• Unfulfill your deepest aspirations (just kidding, you're not going to)