The Overpriced Popcorn Conundrum

Welcome to the land of artisanal, hand-crafted, small-batch popcorn where every bag is a $5 experience!

Popcorn so divine, it'll make you wonder how the peasants of yore ever settled for that bland, generic, microwave stuff. Our flavors are carefully curated by trained specialists who have spent years perfecting the art of adding just the right amount of truffle oil to make your taste buds weep with joy.

Our Featured Flavors:

• Ketchup Artisanal Popcorn - Our take on the classic, but with a hint of balsamic glaze and a side of existential dread
• Ghost Pepper Popper Popcorn - For those who enjoy the thrill of possibly crying themselves to sleep that night
• Saffron Sophisticate Popcorn - Because who needs human connection when you have a pinch of expensive spice?

Our Prices:

A bag of our finest popcorn will set you back $12.99, but don't worry, it's an investment in your soul.

(Note: Discounts available for those who can answer our trivia questions, but let's be real, you're not that smart)