INJURIES DATABASE

Warning: The following injuries may result in temporary or permanent damage, including but not limited to:

• Blisters - painful, fluid-filled blisters caused by excessive jamming of poorly fitting socks into ill-advisedly tight shoes.
• Burns - caused by attempting to cook a frozen pizza in a toaster.
• Lacerations - from carelessly wielding a dull, rusty machete in a crowded elevator.
• Torn ligaments - from overzealously attempting to break the world record for most consecutive backflips on a trampoline.

Disclaimer: This is not a real injury database. Please do not attempt any of the listed activities. Do not attempt to cook a frozen pizza in a toaster. Seriously, don't do it.