Chainsaw Chopper Sighting Injury Guide: Axe Wielding Edition

A comprehensive guide to dealing with injuries while wielding an axe, written by Chainsaw Chopper, axe-wielding expert and self-proclaimed 'Chainsaw Whisperer'. Don't try this at home, kids.

Warning: This site is not responsible for any injuries or property damage caused by your own recklessness. You have been warned.

Chainsaw Safety Tips:

Always wear protective eyewear and earplugs.
Keep your work area clean and free of clutter.
Don't try to chainsaw while asleep.
Never chainsaw near a mirror.

Chainsaw Chopper's Top 5 Favorite Axe-Wielding Injuries:

Chain-sawing your own ear off (don't ask how it happens)
Axe-wielding your kitchen cabinets into splinters
Chainsawing the neighbor's mailbox
Axe-wielding the cat
Chainsawing the couch while watching TV (results may vary)

More Safety Tips from Chainsaw Chopper Consult the Chainsaw Surgeon for more expert advice (just kidding, don't) View Chainsaw Chopper's Axe-Wielding Art Gallery (featuring his most impressive works)