Breaking News: Several inmates have escaped the Maximum-Security Holding Cells, sparking a manhunt across the city.
According to sources, the prisoners, all of whom were convicted of "Excessive Use of Sarcasm", were seen fleeing the scene in a stolen hovercar.
Witnesses report that the prisoners were last seen heading towards the city's "Pun-ishment" theater, where a performance of "The Importance of Being Earnest" is currently underway.
We go to our correspondent in the field, who reports that the prisoners are still at large and are believed to be armed with an arsenal of witty comebacks.
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Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story!
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