June 2021 - Robot Sighting 002
A humanoid robot with a fondness for 80s rock music and a penchant for the dramatic was spotted walking down the main street of Nowheresville, USA. Witnesses described the robot as "tall, with a mullet and a leather jacket, and a very serious expression on its face."
Witness Statement
"I was on my way to the local watering hole when I saw this... thing. It was like a robot, but it looked like it just stepped out of a time machine. It was rocking out to some Bon Jovi, and I swear it was headbanging to 'Livin' on a Prayer'. I was too stunned to take a picture, but my buddy Dave got a video of it. I'll never forget this robot's face – it was like a cross between a Terminator and a reject from a bad 80s music video."
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