Location: 123 Main St, Anytown, USA
Date: 2023-02-27
Time: 14:47
Weather: Partly cloudy with a chance of awkward silences.
Agnes Jenkins, local resident and renowned amateur taxidermist, reported seeing a group of shadow people in her living room at approximately 14:47 on 2023-02-27. The creatures, described as "tall, dark, and full of attitude," were seen lurking in the corner of her home.
"I was trying to watch Netflix, but they just wouldn't leave me alone," Agnes said in a recent interview. "I mean, I've had my share of pesky neighbors, but these guys were different. They were like, shadowy and stuff."