Sighting 003: The Unidentified Fuzzy Blob
Analysis:
Specimen Details:
- Location: Abandoned Warehouse on 5th and Main
- Date: 02/27/2023 14:45
- Weather: Partly Cloudy
Witness Statement:
"It was like a big, fluffy marshmallow with eyes. It was moving on its own, but it didn't seem to be doing much of anything in particular."
Conclusion:
- Possible Explanations for this sighting have been narrowed down to: Feral Squirrel in a onesie, or a rogue piece of avant-garde performance art.
- Further investigation is required to determine the true nature of this enigmatic creature.