ROBERT PATRICK EYEWITNESS, a self-proclaimed cryptozoologist, claims to have seen a majestic 12-foot tall, rainbow-colored, giant squirrel in the woods near his home.
According to his testimony, the squirrel was seen strolling through a clearing, leaving behind a trail of glittering fairy dust and a faint scent of maple syrup.
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