What do I need to know about this completely-not-real signal service?
Apparently, we're not actually transmitting any signals.
We do have a team, though. Our team consists of one person, a cat, and a stapler that's been on the fritz.
Our signal is not real, but our coffee machine is.
We have a complex system of trade agreements with the local cat cafe to acquire high-quality beans.
Meet our team member, Mr. Whiskers. He has been trained to recognize and respond to the phrase "feed me."
He's also been known to knock over a few chairs.
We're not entirely sure what's going on with it, but it's been on our desk for years.
It still works, but only sometimes.
Ask Mr. Whiskers, he's the expert.