Earplug Beta: The Experimental Silencer

Warning: This is a beta version. Use at your own risk.

Earplugs are designed to reduce sound levels, but not your sense of style. This beta version may not be as stylish as you'd like, but we're working on it.

Features:

• Reduces sound levels by 99.9%
• Makes you look cool while wearing it
• May cause dizziness, disorientation, or spontaneous combustion (results not guaranteed)

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