Silencer 3000: Because Your Neighbors Suck

The Silencer 3000: it's like a soundproof blanket for your ears. But instead of a blanket, it's a device that generates intense, ear-scorching white noise to keep unwanted visitors at bay.

Upgrade to the Silencer 4000: With Even Louder Noise! Frequently Asked Questions (and Answers): Why Do I Still Hear the Baby Next Door?

Side effects of prolonged use may include: increased risk of hearing loss, spontaneous combustion, and existential dread.