Silencer's Price Index

A comprehensive guide to the most expensive ways to be quiet

Today's Top 5:

• $10,000 Custom-Made Noise-Cancelling Headphones - Because who needs human connection when you can have noise?
• $5,000 Personalized Soundproofing Services for Your Tiny Home - Because your neighbors are too loud, apparently
• $20,000 High-End Earplugs - For when you want to be quiet and stylish
• $1,000 Noise-Cancelling Earbuds - For when you want to be seen, not heard
• $50,000 Custom-Made Soundproofing for Your Luxury Yacht - Because silence is golden, and so is your bank account