Price of Silence

The cost of silencing the loudest of critics.

$100,000,000

A small price to pay for a life of peace and quiet.

Includes:

• Earplugs
• White noise app subscription
• Private island retreat
• Personalized "I can't listen to you" letter

Order now and receive a complimentary "Silencer's Survival Kit"!

Upgrade to "Ultimate Silence" ($500,000) Downgrade to "Basic Silence" ($50,000)