A: The Silencer 3000 is a revolutionary device that can silence any noise. Yes, you read that right. Any noise.
A: It works by emitting a counter-noise that cancels out any sound within a 3000-foot radius. Don't ask us, we're still trying to figure it out ourselves.
A: Not yet. We're still in beta. But we'll let you know when it's available for the low, low price of $1000.
A: The Silencer 3000. Batteries. A user manual. A complimentary earplugs.