Welcome to the Silent Movie Night, where the silence is deafening and the snacks are plentiful! Our special tonight is a screening of the 1920s silent film classic, "The Phantom of the Opera" with live accompaniment by a very enthusiastic accordion player.
But don't just watch -ประก BE SILENT! Our rules are strict, so no talking is allowed in the theater. If you're caught, you'll be forced to watch a never-ending loop of elevator music.
So put on your best silent-movie-going face (i.e., a pair of Groucho Marx glasses and a fedora) and get ready for a night of unadulterated quietude! Read the rules, and then ask us anything.
Or, if you're feeling particularly mischievous, try to pull a prank on our poor, unsuspecting projectionist.